clock-town:

HOW COME WHEN I UPLOAD PHOTOS OF MY UGLIEST FACES I GET THIS:

AND WHEN I UPLOAD A NORMAL FACE I GET THIS:

thnksfrthbttfck:

why is my family surprised that im on the computer even though its christmas internet sensations dont get breaks

every person that reblogs this, i will send you a song and a reason to listen to it 

everyone, I promise 

tommy-shepherds:

tommy-shepherds:

My roommate told me I can’t eat this whole cake

I am really offended like honestly bitch

If anyone can eat this whole cake

IT IS ME

Hey guys PSA

Don’t ever eat a whole cake out of some misplaced sense of pride

You will cry and your roommate will take pictures of you crying with cake on your face